i dont understand how he/him lesbians and she/her gays are so confusing to people
they're. they're just using. pronouns. they're just using pronouns that's all
some of you will be like "respect everyone's pronouns or else😡" and then when a cis gay man uses she/her pronouns you suddenly don't understand how to use correct pronouns bc you don't think it matches with her sexuality, or a cis lesbian woman will use he/him pronouns and you'll harass him for not being feminine enough and accuse him of being trans or whatever. like can some of you people make up your damn minds do you respect people's pronouns or is your respect only for people you can strictly label and understand lmao.
can zelda get him pregnant already damn
WHAT
can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)
another piece of advice i have for those living with partners or roommates: some days you are going to feel very productive while they seem kind of spacey/distracted/wanting to relax, and vice versa.
a phrase we have implemented is “is it playtime?” because sometimes you dont have the mental battery to be the present adult your partner/roommate is asking of you and need time to relax. also because i think its silly.
if you can communicate that between both parties then you can find a later time that you can work with them or figure out what needs to be taken care of right now. by communicating boundaries of “worktime” “playtime” you can respect each-others energy levels while still picking times to work together and achieve tasks as adults.
this month has been full of so many instances where i thought “im not strong enough to live through this” “i cant possibly figure out how to face something like this”. but a month ago, i was getting frustrated just looking for a shirt to wear on a date.. and for awhile i kept thinking how stupid i was to have gotten frustrated over something so pointless, at time my life was so much calmer and certain. well, i dont know how to solve what im facing right now, but today i went out for groceries and found exactly the kind of shirt id been looking for, so… i wonder what other things i will figure out if i stick around long enough to find them. i think maybe ive mistaken strength for knowing what to do right away, all the time, when its really just deciding to keep moving forward even when you dont.
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
please don’t be mean to me i will literally be on my deathbed replaying it in my head asking myself why i’m such a unique annoyance to society
i am nothing if not an amalgamation of every inconvenient moment for which i was the cause
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
KIM KITSURAGI - *Officer*. For the last time, it's not "Mad-At-You-Island", it's "Le Caillou".
EMPATHY - The Lieutenant sounds angry.
im constantly coming up with the most fucked up pronoun/gender/orientation/social justice concepts i KNOW people would say insane people things about but i keep it all just documented to me and my friends because i like the little nightmare discourse world i've created just for my entertainment in my brain
me to my friend: okay but hexpronomial could be a term for when you have a hexcode for a pronoun or in addition to your pronouns and it correlates to a color and the person is required to think of that color while saying your pronoun. and there would be discourse about how its disrespectful to not think of that persons colors because it means you dont really see that person as their spectragender (one of my other concepts). and also then there would be discourse about whether this is ableist or not towards colorblind people and then colorblind people would form autigender equivalents of spectragender like deuteranomalogender where your interpretation of spectragenders is affected by your redgreen colorblindness.
my friend: what if you get targeted by apollo's prophecy dodgeball. are you really willing to risk that
me: what are some latin words for the color red
this is one of my favorite compliments (complaints?) I've received in my entire life